A Chinese Call Center;
Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?
Operator: Yes, you can speak to Me..
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone.You can speak to me. Who is this?
Caller:I'm Sam Wan .. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Operator:I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone ! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now,
Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but i don't have much time for this!
Caller: Your are so rude! Who Are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Ree ..
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!
Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree ..
Caller: Oh .... God.... ...
From --
Good Wan!
An Indian lady returned from the US and is window shopping in Delhi
Suddenly she realizes she is late for an appointment. she is not wearing a watch so she sees a small shop on the road side and asks in a very American Accent of the Sardar owner "What's the time? "
The Sardar is a very patriotic man and hates DESHIS/INDIAN WITH A FOREIGN accent . he replies back in a same accent, "Bra-Panties."
Confused the lady asked again. "NO! NO! , "What's the time?"
The Sardaar Answers back, in the same accent. "bra-Panties."
Seeing the confusion between two, another Sardaar comes to the rescue of the lady and says, "ओह, पापा जी !! तुसी समाज नही पाये !!" "कुडी त्वाडे कोल पुछ रही है यी !!"
The angry sardaar shouts at him, "तो मै भि तो ओन्नो टाईम बता रहा है" "बाराह पानतिस ." ( 12.35 !!!")
रेफ्रीको विषयमा कुरा आएपछि पहिले कै यो एउटा जोक पनि सान्दर्भिक हुन आउँछ है-
पृथ्वी भन्ने देशमा सब मनुवाहरु विश्वकप फुटबलमा मस्त भएको देखेसि स्वर्ग र नर्कमा पनि यसको फिभर चढेछ। विष्णु भगवान शेषनागको शैय्यामा सुतेर डिटीएच जोडेर टिभी म्युट गरेर वर्ल्डकप हेर्दै थिए। किनभने भुभुजेलाको आवाजले विष्णु भगवानलाई पनि टेन्सन दिराथ्यो। महादेव नन्दीभृङ्गीका साथ कैलाशमा बसेर वर्ल्डकपमा मस्त थिए। उनले भुभुजेलाको आवाजबाट बच्न कानमा कपास कोचेका थिए। सबभन्दा टेन्सन ब्रम्हाजीलाई थियो। त्यति धेरै टाउको छ, सबैमा कपास कोच्दै दिक्क। हातमा किला ठोक्किएकाले येशु चाहिँ गोलमा ताली पिट्न पाउँदैन थिए।
नर्कतिर पनि त्यस्तै थियो हालत। चित्रगुप्त, यमराज सबै वर्ल्डकपमा नै मस्त थिए। एक दिन नारदले स्वर्ग र नर्कबीच युनिभर्स कप फुटबल आयोजना गर्ने प्रस्ताव दुवैतिर राखे। यसविषयमा छलफल गर्न दुवै पक्षबीच बैठक बस्यो। स्वर्गका देवताहरुले फूँइ देखाएर भने- ओए, तिमीहरुलाई थाहा छैन, राम्रा खेलाडीहरु जति सबै मरेर स्वर्गमा आएका छन् भनेर ?
नर्ककाहरु पनि के कम, यमराजले शानका साथ भने- हाहाहा, तर तिमीहरुलाई थाहा छैन होला, रेफ्रीहरु त सबै नर्कमा नै भेला भएका छन् नि !© 2009 Buddhi Gurung www.buddhigrg.yolasite.com
